@gigalomaniac If you lived in the south-east portion of Asia, and you used a 1930's horse carriage to travel all the way to the north-west portion of Australia (assuming the horse could cross water as if he was jesus or some crap), and you had to fend off a herd of blood-thirsty pirate sharks in the middle of a raging storm at least four or five times during this grueling journey, exactly how many miles per hour would it take before the pack of horses you're using would be too tired to go on and would have to be replaced with a second set of much more agile horses? Also, can you bring me a soda?
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