pancakes :nonbinary_cat: (@pancakes)

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

№ 1) Secure, contain, and protect.
№ 2) There is no antimemetics division.
№ 3) You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

For security reasons, your penis has been evaporated for the duration of your login session.